Just Saying "Hey" and Telling Some Jokes..:)

Well hello everyone! I am new at this so it might be bad at first but I'll get there :)! I was inspired because I found out that one of my cousins has a blog! So sense I'm not so sure what to write about I'm going to think of some brain teasers/jokes for you guys!

Blonde Painting the House...

This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time. He goes over and asks her is she is OK. She replies yes. He asks what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house. She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said.... FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS........:)

3 People in an Airplane

Once there was 3 people in an airplane, one took a bite out of an apple. She thought it was too sweet so she threw it out of the plane. The second person took a bite out of a lime and she thought it was too sour so, she threw it out of the plane. Then the last person took a bite out of a grenade and he thought it was too crunchy so, he threw it out the plane. then they landed and decided to go for a walk. They first passed a little girl who was cring and they said "little girl, little girl, why are you crying?" and the little girl said, "an apple came down and killed my new kitty." Next they passed a little boy who was also crying. And they again asked, "little boy, little boy, why are you crying?" and the little boy said, "a lemon came down and killed my new puppy." Then they passed a blonde sitting on the sidewalk laughing her butt off. They asked, "why are you laughing so hard?" and the blonde said, " I farted and the building behind me blew up!!"